Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside-down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.
In west Philidelphia born and raised, on the playground was where I spent the most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some b-ball outside the school... when a couple of guys-- they were up to no good!-- starting making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared! She said, "You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air!"
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the liscense plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror! If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, homes, to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo, Homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air!
For those of you who get turned on by entropy decreasing in a closed system, I have found a COMPELLINGLY EROTIC VIDEO of just such a thing. You can view it if you want but if you do then you are a pervert. If you like that video then you have a case of the perversions is all that I am saying. Ryan North, please marry me. " target="_blank">.
AHHHH!! I didn't realize it was you! ^^ Joys.
Oh, by the way, no one on here knows who I am...at all. No gender, etc. So...things are on the hush-hush.
Mwar. *twitch*